Wax can make anything sultry, from a bacon-scented candle to nude-colored Crayolas. Let warm wax turn you nude-colored with today's Groupon: for $25, you get your choice of a basic, French, or Brazilian bikini wax at Smooth Operations in Kentfield (up to a $55 value).
The waxing aestheticians at Smooth Operations specialize in private grooming for private areas, preparing them to go public on summer's sandy runways. Unlike the wax used in your chess-club hazing, Smooth Operations employs anti-inflammatory Cirepil wax to provide as painless an experience as possible. The basic wax keeps certain sights modestly unseen during swimsuit-donning season. Opt for a decorative souvenir tuft or a landing strip fit for the Concorde from the French wax. The daring will emerge more aerodynamic than ever after a Brazilian wax, which levels all foliage down to the birthday suit. Depending on the size of the area, aestheticians may take 15 minutes to an hour to craft the bikini-area coif of your choosing, and sensitive areas stay as smooth as a well-oiled Slip 'n' Slide for up to four weeks.
1100 Sir Francis Drake Blvd.
Kentfield, California 94904