What You'll Get
Laser hair removal delivers the smoothness of a tomato without the worry of waking up as a caprese salad. Today's Groupon ensures a deforested physique with three laser hair-removal visits to SmoothSF on Union Street for $180. One Groupon gets you three treatments for the same area of your body to be used within one year. You can choose to de-fuzz chins, underarms, happy trails, standard bikini lines, center brows, ears, feet and toes, hands and fingers, upper lips, lower lips, the fronts or backs of necks, and sideburns. Sessions range in value from $140 per treatment for hands and fingers to $200 for the bikini line, for an average total value of $465.
Efficient and safe laser technology is administered by licensed professionals who instigate and affront the hairs of the body region you wish to lay bald until those hairs feel thoroughly unwanted and jump into the belly of a pelican. The medical professionals at SmoothSF make your experience as comfortable as possible from its luxurious salon space with calming white furniture, modern art, and natural accents. Pioneering hair-removal technology produces permanent results that require fewer treatments than other hair-removal methods and replace the need to wax and shave all the livelong day. Since it is predicted that tee shirts will continue to be legal, and because hairy necks can be confusing to house pets, this Groupon can be used to eliminate confusing, peekaboo man fur. SmoothSF uses Cynosure Elite technology, which works on a wider variety of skin types than other systems.
Today's deal lets you buy a second Groupon for any area except the bikini line to double your smoothness capital with six full sessions (it typically takes six treatments to guarantee full hair removal, depending on the area of the body). If we can comb our hair in a variety of uncanny 'dos, then our customizable follicles ought to bend to the will of our laser devices as well.
You can upgrade your three sessions of standard bikini to Brazilian, Playboy, or a men's bikini for an additional $250. You can also upgrade to shoulder treatment for $250. Treatments are limited to the areas listed above.
- Smooth's like a power-shower version of the fountain of youth, aiming to have you in and out, and looking a few years younger, without surgery or downtime. The minimalist elegance of the tiny reception area--modernist art, a crystal chandelier, and a massive floral arrangement--belies the dirty work of beautification that takes place in the treatment rooms… – Stephanie Simons, Citysearch
- I am so relieved that the latest and greatest in dermal technology has arrived in the Marina district in San Francisco. My experience with Smooth has been a great one. Smooth is in a great location and easy to get to. The staff are all very friendly and courteous. I appreciate the high level of professionalism I received on my visit. As we all know...it can be very difficult to find a place that consistently provides quality service. – classicchic, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person for all listed areas except bikini; bikini limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Must schedule 14 days in advance. Must be at least 18. 24-hr cancellation policy or Groupon in forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.