Before advanced hair reduction services, humans would use unwieldy manes as seat belts, securely tying themselves to car seats and enjoying occasional hairlessness after screeching stops. Safely reduce belt-tying material with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-reduction sessions at Smooth Solutions Medical Aesthetics in Williamsville (a $400 value). Choose from four different treatment areas: underarms, lip, chin, or bikini line. All six treatments must be applied to the same area.

Smooth Solutions Medical Aesthetics boasts an experienced squad of aestheticians, led by certified physician Dr. Jack Bertolino, adept at melting away unwanted wisps with the gentle heat of a high-power Asclepion MeDioStar XT laser. Guests experience minimal discomfort as noninvasive pulses of light liberate the body from its hairy hangers. Several cooling methods work together to create a grooming process more enjoyable than traditional waxing or electrolysis. Unlike waxing and the World Beard and Moustache Competition, laser therapy works in the absence of hair, ensuring a relentlessly smooth surface.

The treatment's effectiveness and technique varies with some hair types and cast members of the musical Hair, so call ahead or schedule a consultation. While this Groupon is good for six laser therapy sessions, up to eight sessions may be necessary to see full results.