What You'll Get
The word gymnasium derives from the Greek γυμνός (naked), which is how the ancient Greeks preferred to ellipticize and the reason many Americans subconsciously avoid the gym. Today's Groupon gives new customers all the benefits of the gym without much of the nudity: for $29, new members get a two-month membership (a $79.90 value), which includes the one-time enrollment fee (an $80 value) to Snap Fitness. This Groupon is valid at the Baton Rouge Coursey Boulevard and Denham Springs locations.
Snap Fitness enables muscle farmers to exercise efficiently with top-of-the-line cardio and strength training equipment, providing exercisers with a refreshing change of pace from meat-market gyms and tough elementary schoolyards. Members can also take advantage of tanning beds to bronze biceps and the Cardio TV theater, which distracts stationary runners and cyclers with moving pictures. Though 24-hour access keys are not included in today's Groupon, members can purchase them for an extra $30 to arrive at Snap super late and pretend to workout in an Edward Hopper painting, or pound the treadmill at four in the morning and get pumped to host a morning shock-jock radio show.
14241 Coursey Boulevard Baton Rouge, LA 70809
34130 North LA Highway 16 Denham Springs, LA 70706
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/ person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 8/19, membership expires 2 months from activation date. New members only. Valid only at listed locations. Refundable $30 key card deposit required for 24hr full access. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.