What You'll Get
The word gymnasium derives from the Greek γυμνός (naked), which is how the ancient Greeks preferred to ellipticize and the reason many Americans subconsciously avoid the gym. Today's Groupon gives new customers all the benefits of the gym without much of the nudity: for $25, new members get a three-month membership, waived enrollment fee, and 24-hour key-card access at Snap Fitness (a $175 value). This Groupon is valid only at the Miamisburg location.
With the 24-hour-access key card, perspective perspirerers don't have to let The Man tell them when to help themselves to Snap's top-of-the-line cardio and strength equipment. Arrive at Snap super late and pretend you're working out in an Edward Hopper painting, or pound the treadmill at 4 a.m. and get pumped to host a morning shock-jock radio show. Even fitness fiends who exercise during conventional hours can bask in Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere that provides a refreshing change of pace from meat-market gyms and tough elementary-school weight rooms. The cardio chieftains at Snap Fitness will provide you with online training to help your meet your fitness goals, and the online meal plans help clients temper out-of-control lycra-eating habits.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 5 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Must activate membership by 8/22/11, membership expires 3 months from activation date. Reservation required; subject to availability. New clients only. Must sign waiver. Must use in 1 visit. Tax included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About 24/7 Snap Fitness
24/7 Snap Fitness's around-the-clock gyms enable members to work on their physical well-being with state-of-the-art fitness equipment. With 24-hour access, members don't have to let anyone tell them when to help themselves to Snap's strength and cardio equipment, which features built-in TVs and other media diversions. For those who exercise during conventional hours, Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere welcomes patrons of all ability levels, unlike schoolyard dodge-ball squads. Members also enjoy nationwide access to all Snap Fitness locations, ideal for working out while traveling. For a dose of custom advice, patrons can seek out a personal-training session with a certified coach, who helps them assess and address their fitness goals. Clients reap the benefit of individual attention as a personal trainer helps them tackle weight loss, prepare for an arm-wrestling competition, or unveil the mysteries of arcane cable-weight machines.