The word gymnasium derives from the Greek γυμνός (naked), which is how the ancient Greeks preferred to ellipticize and the reason many Americans subconsciously avoid the gym. Today's deal gives new customers all the benefits of the gym without much of the nudity: for $25, new members get a one-month membership ($39), waived enrollment fee ($60), 24-hour key-card access ($20), and one personal training session ($45) at Snap Fitness, a combined $164 value. This Groupon is valid only at the Biscayne and 147th location.
This deal includes the 24/7-access key card, so you don't have to let The Man tell you when you can avail yourself of Snap's top-of-the-line cardio and strength equipment. Arrive at Snap super late and pretend you're working out in an Edward Hopper painting, or pound the treadmill at four in the morning and get pumped to host a morning shock-jock radio show. Even if you exercise during conventional hours, Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere will provide a refreshing change of pace from any meat-market gym or tough elementary schoolyard you've experienced.
This Groupon also includes one personal training session with certified trainers to help you asses and address your fitness goals. Reap the benefit of personal attention, Karate Kid-style, as you and a personal trainer tackle weight loss, prepare for an arm-wrestling competition, or simply unveil the mysteries of arcane cable-weight machines once and for all.
New members 18 years or older only.