The word gymnasium derives from the Greek γυμνός (naked), which is how the ancient Greeks preferred to ellipticize and the reason many Americans subconsciously avoid the gym. Bulk up out of your birthday suit with today's Groupon: for $50, you get one month of weight-resistance boot-camp classes at Snap Fitness in Salina (a $199 value).
Hosting beginner boot camps led by muscle master Lisa Spracklin, Snap Fitness snaps the towels of motivation at the toes of lethargy. Much like the bunny course on Mt. Everest, Snap's weight-resistance training encompasses myriad strength-stretching exercises appropriate for both greenhorns and old salts alike. Body-weight resistance means your muscles struggle against no weight but their own, a poignant metaphor for the human condition that leaves abs as ripped as preconceived notions while helping you lose weight and gain confidence.
These gumption-galvanizing group classes are scheduled through May and June, Monday through Friday, though additional times may be added depending on class enrollment. Snap Fitness is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and with a membership (not included), the full floor of fitness-fostering machines is available at all hours. Contact Snap Fitness to learn the class schedule.
2629 Market Pl.
Salina, Kansas 67401