What You'll Get
Long ago, Scottish polo players longed for a game where they could explore scenic terrain, ride an obedient mechanical horse, and wear more courageously plaid knickers. Marvel in their subsequent invention with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a Southern New England Golfer Season Pass 2011 from Southern New England Golfer (a $59.95 value). Each year SNE Golfer partners with area golf courses to match club-hoppers who want to play with the courses that want to be played upon. The Season Pass 2011 features a mixture of 14 public and semiprivate clubs around Rhode Island, southern Massachusetts, and eastern Connecticut that will challenge and thrill amateur athletes and pro putters alike. With multiple monthly deals from April through October, customers can look forward to a free round at Fenner Hill Country Club in Hope Valley in August and buy one round and get one free at Blissful Meadows Golf Club in Uxbridge, Massachusetts, in April. If all deals are used, the Season Pass 2011 can save the links athlete almost $560, more than enough to cover the cost of replacing any balls or clubs that come into contact with ill-placed yeti.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 4/1/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.