Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a one-hour massage and a complimentary postural analysis at Snelgrove Chiropractic Family Wellness Center (a $75 value).

Snelgrove Chiropractic supports clients with a multifaceted approach to health and wellness, including massage therapy and postural analysis to rerack out-of-joint body systems. Before the treatment, registered massage therapist Carrie Creamer surveys corporeal landscapes, indentifying tension and problem spots. She then dispatches stress through techniques learned from working alongside physiotherapists, kinesiologists, sports doctors, and the entire Care Bears cast. After soft tissue is moulded back to its natural Play-Doh consistency, customers will receive a complimentary postural consultation and analysis to impart observational insights on alignment.