Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Sno White Cleaners, redeemable at its East Main Street and West Benjamin Holt locations.
The bilingual team of thread washers at Sno White Cleaners wields chemical cleaning agents to deterge delicate duds and press body-swathing garments into crease-free outfits. Extirpate coffee stains from a pair of pants ($5) or ketchup-made scarlet Hs from shirts ($2.25). Or, have suit coats ($5) and suits ($10–$12) cleansed of a new-money smell or old-money gold chipping. Like monarchism, Sno White Cleaners has been in business for 35 years.