What You'll Get
A perfect cake, like the Earth, is round, regularly stuck with forks, and can be seen from space. Design your own masterpiece with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $90 worth of standard or custom cakes from Snooky's on the Upper West Side.
Snooky's owner, Dana Alexander, began baking delicious desserts after discovering grandmother Mama Snooky's secret carrot-cake recipe inscribed inside an old cabinet. Today, Snooky's delectable delights go down gullets dressed in yellow, chocolate, or lemon attire, with an assortment of buttercreams and in a variety of shapes and sizes. The 10-inch standard cake comes with a customized inscription and serves up to 25 people or 25 million Lilliputians ($90). Customize your confection by adorning it with an image or cut-out shape such as a meticulously recreated Hello Kitty face or unpaid parking ticket ($130–$225). Snooky's cakes, like James Cameron's nightmares, also manifest themselves in 3-D shapes ($600+, price determined during consultation).
Enjoy your cake in good, famous company—Snooky's past clients include Martin Scorsese, Tony Danza, and Donald Trump. Snooky's delivers desserts to doorsteps in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, and the Bronx for a fee ($35+) Monday–Saturday, with the exception of holidays and pre-scheduled, city-wide cake fights. Make sure to call in your order at least two weeks in advance.
Snooky's is closed during the month of August.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per order. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.