Hair has an annoying habit of growing all over the body, which not only looks funny, but also makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Conquer uncooperative haircoats with today’s Groupon to SoBe Wax Studio in Winter Garden. Choose from the following options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of waxing services.
For $20, you get a Brazilian wax for women (a $35 value) and vajazzling (a $6 value, a $41 total value).

The wax specialists at SoBe wick away unwanted strands from men and women and outfit freshly smoothed skin with Swarovski gems. Each waxing service trades in cloth strips for a hard wax that is heated at a lower temperature to help reduce redness and irritation. Treatments efficiently remove bristles from underarms ($12 for women; $20 for men), legs ($60 for women; $75 for men), faces ($35 for women; $55 for men), and overgrown grandfather clocks. After a bikini ($20 for women; $30 for men) or Brazilian wax ($35 for women; $60 for men), women can task a veteran vajazzler to adorn nether regions or other areas with Swarovski crystals ($6), creating shapes, designs, or a sparkly cheat sheet of Latin infinitives.

SoBe Wax Studio currently accepts cash only for any additional services purchased.