Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $39, you get three VIP car washes at So Cal Auto Detail Center, located in the Hazard Center mall (a $34 value each for cars, a $39 each for SUVs; up to a $117 total value).
Founded by a New York native who moonlights as a house-music DJ, So Cal Auto Detail Center is an oasis for dirty cars seeking cleanliness. During the VIP procedure, autos receive a meticulous hand wash, which leaves their exoskeletons glossy and sleek, followed by a rim cleaning and tire dressing. So Cal's staff will also pamper the insides of motorized carriages, treating floor mats to a vigorous shampooing, scrubbing consoles and door jambs, popping in your choice of air freshener, and slapping a refreshing cucumber mask on the windshield. After their bath, vehicles can drive away to enjoy a night on the town or cruise the streets in search of exotic cars with which to rub bumpers.