What You'll Get
Without regular cleaning, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of exterior window-cleaning services from Soap Slingers. Today’s Groupon is valid for any residential home located in Lansing.
In business for 10 years, Soap Slingers utilizes cutting-edge technology and a keen attention to safety to efficiently eradicate window grit and grime. Qualified technicians restore luster and visibility to the most tarnished panes with extensive exterior window-cleaning services ($2.50/windowpane). Completely focused on creating a safe environment for technicians and homesteaders, Soap Slingers adopts the most dependable equipment and systems for every job. An extensive screening program ensures the professionalism of all employees, eliminating unnecessary headaches caused by on-the-job hijinks such as being reckless in the house or replacing windows with interdimensional portals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Appointment required; subject to availability. Valid only for residential homes and exterior windows. Valid only within Lansing. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Soap Slingers
Jon Conroy, owner of Soap Slingers, has spent the past 11 years connecting customers with professional technicians, who cleanse both residential and commercial properties. In addition to window cleaning, Jon's staff scours gutters and power-washes surfaces such as decks, sidewalks, houses, and prehistoric monuments.