Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment at SoFi Dental Care & Orthodontics in Miami Beach (up to a $6,500 value). The treatment includes the following:

• An initial examination
• X-rays
• Dental impressions
• Aligners<p>

Dr. Gina Cozzarelli, SoFi Dental Care & Orthodontics’ certified Invisalign provider, skillfully calibrates smiles with complete mouth-mending treatments. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of the patient’s mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.

Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.

SoFi Dental Care & Orthodontics’ consortium of tooth-tenders keeps clients comfortable with exceptional personalized care. Many of the practice’s dental professionals are multilingual, ensuring the complete communication of each procedure’s benefits and risks in languages such as Spanish, French, and Straight Talk. A program of continuing education through lectures, meetings, and dental conventions keeps SoFi’s skilled technicians on top of the latest techniques, products, and cutting-edge equipment.