What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today's Groupon: for $100, you get a professional teeth-whitening kit with custom trays at Softouch Permanent Makeup in Kenner (a $200 value).
The friendly staff at Softouch Permanent Makeup helps improve mouth morale with Nu Radiance Forté take-home trays, which whiten teeth up to eight shades in a one-week span. The custom-fitted whitening trays come armed with dual-barrel syringes, which dispense freshly mixed whitening gel whose calcium-peroxide formula combats teeth discoloration without compromising sensitivity. After a week of daily, 30-minute sessions, teeth may achieve a shade so bright that they'll be able to direct plane traffic or temporarily blind charging rhinos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.