Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Solace Wellness Spa and Fitness in Meridian. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get one month of unlimited tanning (a $50 value).
- For $50, you get a 90-minute hot-stone massage (a $100 value).
Armed with advanced tanning beds and a seasoned stress evictor, Solace's staff can imbue meat suits with a golden glow and invigorate worn muscles with a soothing massage. In the month of unlimited tanning sessions, guests can get acquainted with the Standing Ovation level-5 vertical tanning bed. Using turbo-powered UV lamps and a silent cooling system, hue hunters can quickly and comfortably bronze their hides while the 3-D sound system plays their favorite music or recitation of the Constitution. Meanwhile, shaky bone boxes in need of muscular alignment can opt for the 90-minute hot-stone massage. With this treatment, customers unwind in a soothing environment as Solace's licensed therapist arrays water-heated stones along the body to warm up tense backs, which lends to deeper-felt relaxation sensations and an alternate surface for defrosting TV dinners.
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