What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today’s Groupon to Solar Whitening New Orleans, valid in Metairie and New Orleans. Choose from the following options:
- For $19, you get a teeth-whitening pen (a $40 value).
- For $29, you get $70 worth of teeth-whitening services and products.
Solar Whitening New Orleans boosts smile illumination with whitening procedures that are performed on the spot and products that can be taken home for future use. The whitening pen’s paintbrush tip glides smoothly over molars to boost pearly-white whiteness and blast away discoloration caused by excessive coffee, cigarette, or crayon consumption. Boil and bite into the take-home trays of the custom whitening kit ($70) to form cozy teeth cradles, which can then be filled with enough gel to last 8–10 whitening treatments over the course of four to six months. After adopting the White Light kit ($55), patients can first apply a specially formulated gel to mouth bones, then activate it with a mini whitening light that cleanses dental stains, brightens teeth, and assassinates vampires who try to kiss them. Customers can boost the efficacy of their whitening procedures by following them up with a dose of remineralizing gel ($40 for 3 mL), which strengthens freshly bleached enamel. Alternatively, customers can also apply their Groupon’s value towards a 30-minute teeth whitening ($159), or take $70 off of a year-long membership card ($399) which includes once a month teeth whitening at either location and periodic specials just for members.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 16 or older or have guardian consent. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Solar Teeth Whitening New Orleans
Clients smile whiter and brighter as they emerge from the offices of Solar Teeth Whitening New Orleans, which specializes in whitening treatments that can be performed during a single lunch break. During their signature 30-, 40-, or 60 minute sessions technicians slather teeth in a specially formulated gel that activates beneath an array of LED lights. This light-and-gel combination works to boost whiteness 8–12 shades and blast away discoloration caused by excessive coffee, cigarette, or crayon consumption. Clients can also purchase whitening kits to use in the privacy of their own homes or snag an annual membership that keeps smiles bright throughout the year with one whitening session per month.