Group fitness sessions are a quick way to get in shape for upcoming marathons or adrenaline-pumping prison escapes. Jump the fence with today's Groupon: for $50, you get one month of unlimited outdoor fitness classes, a fitness assessment, a custom diet, and a T-shirt from SoldierFit (a $149 total value).
SoldierFit uses training inspired by the U.S. Army to forge a fitness regimen that's fun and non-intimidating. SoldierFit's outdoor workouts cull from a number of exercise routines, including push-ups, jumping jacks, crunches, and basic weight training, to repave the cardiovascular highways and re-enforce the muscular reservoirs of your inner infrastructure. Burn body fat and bolster bendability with workouts that are ideal for both entry-level and expert exercisers. This deal includes a fitness assessment from SoldierFit's certified trainers, with a health screening and body-fat-percentage calculation included, as well as a suggested diet customized to the results of your physical assessment. Though you'll be dying to parade shirtlessly around your office to show off your rippling abs, you'll also get a SoldierFit T-shirt in case your boss characterizes such conduct as "shirtless."
Currently at three locations, SoldierFit is willing to add more locations should six customers demand it. Classes are scheduled throughout the week, so get your Groupon and call SoldierFit to schedule your journey toward Patton's-ghost-approved fitness. Be sure to bring a water bottle, appropriate clothing, and a towel.