A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get professional at-home teeth-whitening kit at Sonoma Smiles (a $394 value).
Sonoma Smile's at-home kit utilizes advanced whitening technology to gently coax masticators to the next level of eye-blinding brightness. Unlike their weak, ill-fitting drugstore counterparts, these whitening trays surround each tooth like a snake squeezes a stress ball. Dr. Wayne Sutton's office takes custom molds for each patient, ensuring the trays conform to each individual tooth, molar, and fang. After the quick fitting, patients receive trays in about a week, along with a supply of professional-grade whitening gel that restores teeth to porcelain radiance within 14 days by repelling the espresso-loving gum gremlins that cause tooth discoloration.