As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,900, you get LASIK corrective surgery for both eyes at Sound Eye & Laser (a $3,800 value).

A native Seattleite, Sound Eye & Laser’s highly qualified surgeon, Dr. Stephen G. Phillips, draws on 19 years of refractive-surgery experience to safely and comfortably replace corrective eyewear with corrected eyesight. Before commencing sight-straightening LASIK procedures, Dr. Phillips meets with potential patients to determine operative candidacy, discuss vision goals, and help write farewell letters to faithful glasses. A Nidek laser performs eye-enhancing honors by reshaping the cornea, flattening it to make myopic blurs sharper, steepening its sides to improve farsightedness, or rounding it to eliminate astigmatism’s multiple focusing points. After the outpatient procedure, 90% of Dr. Phillips’ patients achieve 20/20 vision or better, and less than 0.01% metamorphose into eagles. Postoperative visits, which are included in today’s deal for up to a year after surgery, determine overall success, and any necessary enhancement treatments will be provided at the doctor’s discretion.