Like the streets of Times Square on New Year’s Eve, bodies are easily clogged by 3,000 pounds of confetti. Keep your paths clean with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a Libbe colonic service at Sound Health Boulder (a $75 value).

Libbe colon-hydration therapy rids the colon of toxins and impacted waste materials using natural gravitational flow, rather than a forced method. In a private treatment room, therapists assist first-time patients in administering the Libbe treatment, which provides hydration to the colon and parched astronauts. The body's natural rhythm for water intake guides the 45-minute process, relieving patients of constipation issues and leading to possible loss of water weight, inches from the body, and crayons eaten as a toddler.