A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of sportswear, streetwear, and accessories at The Source Clothing Company in Wasilla.
The Source Clothing Company introduces male, female, and pintsize clientele to energized apparel from top name brands. T-shirts ($22–$28) swaddle torsos in popular logos that include Volcom and Quicksilver, saving customers the trouble of ironing on their own designs or strategically splattering ketchup. Hoodies ($45–75) by Billabong offer ears extra warmth during dares to sleep in the freezer, and an ample cache of women's apparel attracts active females with goods from Tribal Sportswear, Weekend Traffic, and other chic labels. Wallets and hats ($12–$30) complement new ensembles, and sunglasses and goggles ($90+) by Ray-Ban and Oakley help disguise poor eye contact when their wearers lie about basketball skills during first dates.