Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Get similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get a one-hour acupuncture session at Source Point Community Acupuncture in Fort Collins (up to a $55 value). Source Point's highly trained acupuncturists hold master’s degrees in Chinese medicine and live to share their vast knowledge of the health benefits of Eastern traditions. Pre-poking, patients receive a consultation, during which the acupuncturist will devise a personalized treatment plan based on each patient’s health history and present pains. Next, guests get gingerly united with sterile needles at vital pressure points designed to optimize the flow of the body’s life force, as well as its ability to empathize with swiss cheese. The one-hour session of needle nourishment is administered in Source Point's relaxing community treatment room, where soothing music plays and therapists speak in low whispers so as not to disturb passing librarians. Though many acute ailments can be treated in as few as one or two sessions, regular acupuncture sessions can wield a bounty of benefits, such as nervous-system regulation, strengthened immune systems, and a decrease in chronic pain.