According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a detailed car wash by hand at South Beach Finest Hand Car Wash in Miami Beach (up to an $18 value).
South Beach Finest Hand Car Wash draws on premium materials and advanced dirt-hunting techniques to help return autos to their naturally pristine state. Using skilled hands in place of unpredictable motorized toothbrushes, the crew at South Beach Finest takes the time and care to remove unsightly blemishes from both interiors and exteriors. A beautifying bath frees windshields of long-forgotten physics equations, clears away bird graffiti, and renders mirrors so shiny and happy they hand out seven years of good luck. Cars are also prepped for inner-beauty pageants by a team of loving but merciless vacuums, which pore over carpets in search of sand and french fry fossils. While autos are artfully spruced, their human parents are invited to beat the heat, have a drink, and catch up on back issues of Harper's Bazaar in South Beach Finest's air-conditioned lounge.
Nine Yelpers give South Beach Finest Hand Car Wash an average of 4.5 stars: