Despite popular belief, fairy-tale geese actually laid golden eggs in the hope that baby birds would sport a beach-ready tan before the family flew to Saint-Tropez for the winter. Shimmer your shell with today’s Groupon to South Beach Tanning Company. Choose between the Oldsmar and Brandon locations and between the following options:
- For $25, you get three spray-tan treatments (up to a $90 value).
- For $25, you get one-month of unlimited level-three UV tanning (a $79.95 value).
The professional staff at South Beach Tanning Company bronze and shimmer bodies in a vibrant spa setting. Warm gold, rich blue, and royal purple walls envelop guests as they await their layer of bronze in the luxurious lobby. Tan UV-free in an open-air VersaSpa spray room, wherein each private session works to rejuvenate and refinish skin with a customizable blend of moisturizing and firming potions before gold-tinged pelts attract the eye of nearby prospectors. Or, deepen skin tone in a level-three tanning bed, which employs intense UV rays and is consistently cooled by a team of breathy penguins chewing peppermint gum. Each epidermis-darkening divan resonates with surround-sound music and includes adjustable facial lamps. The standard level-three bed’s beams warmly penetrate pores for a 12-minute session; customers can also opt to stretch out limbs as they marinade in the seven-minute stand-up treatment.
Although South Beach Tanning Company occasionally offers promotions online, this Groupon offers the best value.
South Beach Tanning
Though the bright colors and mod furniture of South Beach Tanning’s numerous salons may tempt clients to kick back for hours, that’s not the staff’s goal. Instead, they strive to provide swift, hassle-free tans that get clients out the door quickly to enjoy the day. Each of the chain’s salons boasts a floor plan that is twice as large as the average tanning salon, which increases the likelihood that a bed will be free and therefore reduces annoying wait times. Guests can choose from five tiers of UV beds, whose successive levels beget increased bulb output and more amenities to imbue swifter, more comfortable tans. For a UV-free glow, customers can opt to hop in the salon’s automated VersaSpa booths, which guide jets of pigmented formula from head to toe in only 46 seconds to grant a look as summery as boat sails composed of stitched-together bikinis.