The earliest tanners learned how to harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun, proving once and for all humankind's dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. For $24, this Groupon gets you 30 days of unlimited tanning or two Mystic tans at South Beach Tanning Salon in King Farm. South Beach is a clean, comfortable sunshine spot with state-of-the-art beds.
Any regular tanner knows that $24 for a month of unlimited tanning sessions is an unbeatable deal, just like any regular theatergoer knows that tethering a giant ape to a Broadway stage is, at best, a weird idea for a play. You'll get level one membership, access to South Beach's bronze-level beds. If sunless seems a sunnier prospect, tan twice with the original sunless tanning system, Mystic Tan. You'll get your golden glow inside a clean and comfortable booth; within about a minute you'll be perfectly pigmented, just like you've been lightly dusted with a coating of Photoshop. Click here to see a video of the Mystic Tan process.
A tan instantly transforms your look, shocking friends and enemies and often inciting further confusion by causing them to switch faces. Earlier, technologically inferior societies valued powdery paleness and wish-granting leeches. Nowadays, a smooth, summery glow is vital to the careers of salespeople, actors, lifeguards, and anyone who wants a date with a salesperson, actor, or lifeguard. South Beach is open until 9:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 8 p.m. on Fridays, and until 7 p.m. on the weekends.
- This by far is the best place to Tan. I have been tanning for over 20 years and it is wonderful. I was given a tour on my first visit and each bed was explained to me, this is the first place that has ever given that type of customer service. – Robin, Yahoo! Local
- They have great beds that good really good color. – i, Yahoo! Local
- …the salon is extremely clean and very nice inside. Most importantly, the people are so knowledgeable about tanning and really want to help you. – J H., Insider Pages