Thanks to body sculpting, Michelangelo's David rose to the status of museum masterpiece from his humble beginnings as a department-store mannequin. Uncover a pedestal-worthy physique with today's Groupon: for $699, you get six Zerona laser treatments at South Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery in Fort Lauderdale (a $2,500 value).

South Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery's board-certified surgeons harness the latest laser technology, including Zerona—a laser fat-reduction treatment that helps sculpt healthy, active bodies beset by lingering paunch without incisions or anesthesia. The procedure's low-level laser system packs enough power to liquefy deep-rooted fat cells, yet remains gentle enough so as not to disturb skin, tissue, or napping newborn freckles. The body's natural detoxification regimen purges canned cells with little to no pain, and, because disposal depends on each body's ingrained speed, results appear gradually. Each one-hour session incurs zero downtime, so patients will not need to reschedule previously planned underwater pillow fights.