What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one of five body areas at the South Hill Laser & Medi-Spa (up to a $1,500 value). This Groupon is valid for treatment on one of the following areas: the chin and upper lip (a $135 value/session), the underarms ($135 value/session), the bikini line (up to $250 value/session), the back of the neck ($85 value/session), or the front of the neck ($85 value/session). Treatments cannot be conducted on blond or gray hair.
South Hill's laser emits a gentle beam of light that passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively removing unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers used by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are virtually painless and treat hair follicles faster than most other methods. Though six treatments can potentially grant you long-term, bare-bodied bliss, results vary depending on skin and hair type.
Although South Hill Laser & Medi-Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem in full by 2/22/12. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only on chin/lip, underarms, bikini line, or front or back of neck. Must use treatments in 1 area. Not valid on blonde or gray hair. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.