Organic vegetables are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by repeating everything they say in a singsong voice. Savor the taste of these wonder foods with today’s Groupon to South Mountain Veggies, servicing DC and the surrounding areas. Choose between the following options:
- For $14, you get one all-fruit bag (a $28.50 value).
- For $15, you get one small, customized bag of fruits and veggies (a $31 value).
South Mountain Veggies’ fleet of produce-delivery vans conveys customized bags of locally sourced, organic fruits and veggies directly to doorsteps, shortening the supply chain between farmers and urban dwellers. Patrons place orders through a convenient online interface, filling bags with five to seven fruits or six to eight garden offerings that come to doorsteps directly from the baskets of local farmers or embezzling scarecrows; more can be added for an additional fee. Fruit and veggies are chosen off of a list of 30 seasonal items, allowing patrons to pick and choose according to personal tastes or weekly meal plans. Ideal for individuals or couples, the bags provide the variety of nutrients needed to keep patrons healthy and off of the Jolly Green Giant’s naughty list.