Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Southeast Med-Spa & Laser Center (up to a $541.20 value), on Highway 42W in Clayton. Women can receive treatment on the following areas: partial bikini, lower back, upper lip, chin, underarms, feet and toes. Men can choose from the following: the nape of the neck, the shoulders, the upper arms, and the forearms. The treatments should all be used on one area for maximum efficacy.

Southeast's talented technicians harness the power of the LightSheer Diode Laser System to banish hairs from unwanted skin surfaces. Southeast's LightSheer laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough, yet gentle, photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the lower back and pancreas, while men can exile errant threads from their secondary, secret shoulders. A doctor is always on hand to monitor treatments, while lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.

The relaxing environment at Southeast Med-Spa lulls meddling mind matter as follicles are reincarnated on needy populations of balding mastodons, leaving skin softer than the bottom of a store-bought baby.

Reviews

While the reviews for Southeast Med-Spa & Laser Center are still growing, eight Insider Pagers award it a perfect five star average:

• My experience with the Spa has been more than satisfactory!… Scheduling is very flexible and accommodating! I have and will continue to recommend Southeast Spa to all of my friends! – Lisa L., Insider Pages
• The staff is so knowledgable and they make you feel so special! I look forward to each visit because I know they are working with me to improve my skin and I see results after each treatment! – Michelle T., Insider Pages