Excelling in the art of dance requires patience, swan-like grace, and a pair of feet strong enough to squeeze two lumps of coal until milk comes out. Massage coal teats into a dance bucket with today's Groupon: for $35, you get an introductory dance lesson at Southern Elegance Dance Studio (a $75 value).
Amid a spacious dance floor and plentiful mirrors, Southern Elegance Dance Studio sets shoulders a-shimmying and knees a-jerking to a variety of rug-cutting styles. Depending on the student's choice, teachers will channel their lessons toward a specific style, which can include the waltz, the foxtrot, the rumba, and swing. Experienced dancing instructors commence private introductory classes with the mechanics of movement, focusing on beat and balance before moving on to complicated foot movements and advanced eyebrow lifts. All dance classes combine cardio workouts and muscle strengthening, fostering pupils' fitness, coordination, and ability to clench a rose between their teeth.