Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Enjoy Shakespearean sparring with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an all-day pass, equipment rental, and 500 paintballs from Southern Maryland Paintball (a $65 value) in Newburg. Southern Maryland Paintball is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Unleash a colorful crossfire on the canvas of faux war with a pass for two consecutive paintball sessions. At Southern Maryland Paintball, there are two sessions in a day, which makes this an all-day access pass. The two-consecutive-session pass also comes with a semi-automatic paintball marker, free air refills, a safety mask, and 500 paintballs for Technicolor Tommy-gunning. Southern Maryland Paintball's two air fields are dotted with 21 bunkers each, where players can plot their next attack or ponder what flavor of victory ice cream they'll get on the way home. Seasoned paintballers can compete in a high-intensity round of hyperball, whereas woodsy warriors can take to Southern Maryland Paintball's forested course for a badger-baiting game of woodsball.
With a skilled crew of referees and other staff members, Southern Maryland Paintball promises a top-notch paintballing experience for rookies and deadeyes alike. Though not included with this deal, there is also a shooting gallery and a miniature-golf course on site. Also, feel free to purchase more paintballs if you blast through all 500. Showcase the potential of the Patton/Picasso hybrid soldier that the government is rumored to have built in the 1950s with a day of paintball at Southern Maryland Paintball.
Call ahead to reserve playing time. Please arrive early for check-in and safety briefing. Players must be at least 10 years old. Players younger than 17 must have parent or guardian's signature.
Reviews
Six PbNation.com reviewers give Southern Maryland Paintball an average of 4.5 stars:
- Ive played at this field 2x, and ive already deiced [sic] this is where our team is goin [sic] to play at for the rest of the year. The owners/refs are great, they are realy [sic] nice, helpful and do a great job. – PiemanPie
- a great place to play paintball period! – pntballer216
- Played SMPB twice and had a great time on each visit. The refs try there best to accomodate [sic] the group and do a fantastic job during games. – Chris86755
Southern Maryland Paintball
Teams of recreational combatants assemble in tactical formations across the fields at Southern Maryland Paintball, using obstacles and fortifications to their advantage as they engage enemies in fast-paced matches. Six fields with three distinct styles present diverse battlegrounds—from the wooden partitions that dot the open space at the Castle field to the menagerie of inflated obstacles and out-of-work parade floats that populate the Airball field. Players that excel in stealthy maneuvers will thrive at the Village field, where tiny huts obscure ambushers approaching from multiple angles. Each match is regulated by an experienced referee who shouts down those who shirk the rules. Southern Maryland Paintball keeps its fields mired in a barrage of colorful ballistics year-round, and also offers nighttime play on lighted fields on the weekends.
Away from the frenetic pace of organized matches, guests can soothe itchy trigger fingers and practice their marksmanship at the paintball-shooting range. Southern Maryland Paintball also encompasses a mini-golf course for those who prefer to compete in a game where their only enemies are subtle slopes and territorial windmills.
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