What You'll Get
Laser vision correction can make historical forms of sight-righting obsolete, such as unfashionable glasses, squinting, or hiring an audio- book actor to narrate your life. Lose excess eye-baggage with today's Groupon: for $2,100, you get LASIK or PRK laser vision correction treatments for both eyes at Southwest Eye Institute (a $4,800 value).
Doctors Malitz and Singh of Southwest Eye Institute provide a prism of laser vision corrective services to permanently reduce or eliminate the need for cumbersome eye accoutrements. Dr. Malitz's expertly honed methods of vision correction amalgamate thousands of data points culled from a complimentary pretreatment exam that uses cutting edge WaveFront mapping to minutely chart the eye's topography and determine the best method of refractive terraforming. Both LASIK and PRK treat nearsightedness and farsightedness, as well as astigmatism and the fear that one's dog is actually a masked cat. Treatments may take as little as 10 minutes, and most can see well enough to drive in 24 hours.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.