Like nuclear submarines and maniacal laughter, mad scientists originally invented laser technology before finding more mainstream applications. Pay homage to failed supervillains with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get six sessions of laser hair removal on one area at Southwest Vein and Laser Center in Burleson (up to a $900 value).
Under the guidance of board-certified surgeon Dr. Barry Bass, the medical marksmen of Southwest Vein and Laser Center deploy precision lasers to fend off encroaching follicular foes. Concentrated pulses of carefully calibrated light work to banish bristles from the upper lip, chin (each a $99 value/treatment), ears, both underarms, or bikini line (each a $150 value/treatment), evicting ne'er-do-well hairs while avoiding angry complaint letters from neighboring skin cells. For this deal, all six sessions must treat the same body area, which helps to ensure long-term reduction in hair regrowth. The length of each session depends on the area being treated and the complexity of negotiations if renegade hairs take nearby birthmarks hostage.
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