What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon. For $99, new laser clients get $675 worth of laser hair removal at Spa Catalina. This Groupon can only be used toward packages and is not valid for the legs, chest, or back. It may not be split between individuals.
This Groupon is perfectly sized for the bikini and underarms package ($675) or the full neck and beard ($655). Combine smaller packages for areas such as the sideburns ($150) and bikini ($375), or apply the value to a larger package such as the full face (lip, chin, and neck, $800) and pay the remaining balance at the time of service. Each Spa Catalina package includes six to eight treatments that blast away embarrassing hair with the high-tech precision of a protractor-guided cruise missile.
Laser light is a quick, painless, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Spa Catalina currently uses the most advanced laser cleared by the FDA, which features a cool tip that provides extra epidermal protection. Additionally, clients will be able to relax and soak in a soothing décor that features rustic tiling and soft wall tones.
Laser hair removal may not be painless, but it's far more comfortable than laser hair addition. Save time, money, and a whole lot of "ouch" exclamations with today’s super-slick Groupon to Spa Catalina. Appointments are required, so call ahead.
For frequently asked questions about laser hair removal, see here.
Though there are few reviews of the spa's laser hair-removal services, CityVoters are impressed by Spa Catalina's ancillary services:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 25, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New laser clients only. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. No cash value. By appointment only. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Not valid for arms, legs, chest, or back. Only valid for packages—not valid for individual sessions. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Spa Catalina
Licensed aesthetician Erica Munoz, owner of Spa Catalina, helms a staff of beauty maestros, who conduct a symphony of skin-sprucing treatments. Erica has studied under Dr. Doris Day, a board-certified doctor and frequent guest on Good Morning America. And Spa Catalina's laser technicians each achieved national certification in laser technology before they began setting to work removing unwanted hair or etching their initials in the moon. Laser hair-removal treatments toast follicular pigment with intense light energy, shutting down strand-production factories without harming the surrounding tissue. When they aren't zapping epidermises, Spa Catalina's experts mollycoddle visages with facials, ease the appearance of aging through microdermabrasion and dermaplaning, and swaddle corpuses in relaxing body wraps.