The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to spa Day. Choose between the following options:
- For $55, you get a 65-minute rose and champagne shea-butter massage and paraffin treatment (a $110 value).
- For $25, you get $50 worth of spa services.
The experienced staff at spa Day pampers bodies with relaxing massages and a slew of other therapeutic services, including facials, mani-pedis, and body treatments, which all take place between the spa's welcoming walls. During the rose and champagne shea-butter massage, the massage therapist perfects her meatball-rolling technique on tension-filled traps hoarded in the body. Employing long, flowing strokes, the spa's epidermis whisperer will exfoliate the client's skin with a sugar-based scrub rich in jojoba oil and vitamin E before removing the residue with warm towels. Hands and feet receive an antioxidant-filled paraffin treatment to lock in moisture like a pore-sized warden.
The spa's additional services include customized facials that improve complexion and resistance to environmental aging, such as the 30-minute vitamin C infusion facial ($65), which helps fight fine lines and wrinkles. Let talented nail technicians clip and coat claws during the exfoliating spa pedicure ($55) and basic manicure ($30), or submit your body to the half-hour spa body-glow treatment ($60), which exfoliates the hide with natural sea salts and aromatherapy for soft, glowing skin that doesn't require wearing a unitard made of fireflies.