After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Spa in the City. Choose from the following options:
- For $17, you get a men's haircut, shampoo, razor finish, and scalp treatment (a $35 value).
- For $35, you get a microbuff body scrub (a $75 value).
- For $70, you get four spray tans (a $140 value).
The microbuff body scrub exfoliates skin with gentle solutions, employing lactic and alpha-hydroxy acids while miniscule granules navigate porous surfaces to remove dirt from facial features. Then, hot towels swaddle soul sacks to remove any excess product, and a layer of body butter is applied, polishing skin and leaving it as soft and supple as a velvet poster of a well-ripened peach.
Spa in the City’s tanning technicians expertly bronze bods with natural, fragrance- and chemical-free Vani-T spray tan solution. Vani-T is applied with precision by a spa specialist, and results can last from one week to 10 days. Meanwhile manly head-threads can also receive a tranquilizing treatment with today’s deal. A haircut includes a soothing scalp treatment, shampoo, and a razor finish that can result in a youthful-looking head, which often translates into a youthful strut and a plethora of compliments from friends, strangers, and the insides of hats.