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Our fingers and toes help us accomplish vital daily tasks such as flossing, wearing flip-flops, and massaging peanuts until they let out their butters. Give your peanut tenderizers a buff with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a manicure and pedicure at Spa Jolie, located in Uptown (a $65 value).

At Spa Jolie, your opposable knuckle sticks will be equipped with shiny new finger helmets worthy of a Costanza hand model. Put your hands and feet where a member of the nationally trained, licensed staff can see them, and you'll be rewarded with a neat nail trimming, replete with perfectly symmetrical tips where unruly edges once stood. Cuticles will be gently groomed into a more sightly disposition, and carbon-based handlebars and kickstands will be left feeling buttery and spry. A deliberate polishing finishes up your transformation from hand abandon to extreme extremity envy.

Spa Jolie's relaxing space is an ideal unwinding spot after a long day of work, school, or digging potato trenches, and the cozy ambience is more intimate than a pillow tent filled with all of your best friends in matching pajamas. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.