In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage at Spa Jolie, located in Uptown (an $80 value).
Spa Jolie keeps bone abodes well-maintained with its medley of body-soothing services. The pampery's licensed massage therapists ease the stress accumulated from arm-wrestling box jellyfish with a variety of massage modalities, including classic Swedish, which calls sluggish lymphatic systems to attention with long, connective strokes; deep tissue, a deep dermal excursion that relieves buried pain points; or hot stone, which relieves muscle tension with smooth, heated stones and shame. The athletically inclined can boost performance and reduce soreness with sports-massage therapies, while fetal ferriers can unwind baby-centric muscle bundles with a prenatal massage.
Spa Jolie's relaxing space is an ideal unwinding spot after a long day of work, school, or digging potato trenches, and the cozy ambience is more intimate than a pillow tent filled with all of your best friends in matching pajamas. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
7701 Hampson St.
New Orleans, Louisiana 70118Get Directions