Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't "mail fraud" is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon to Spa Me in St. Johns. Choose from the following two options:

• For $39, you get a 50-minute therapeutic massage (a $79 value)
• For $45, you get a clinical facial with a mild peel (a $95 value)

Spa Me’s founder, Dr. Richard Townsend, keeps his staff focused on massage, skin care services, and medical procedures that range from Botox to laser hair removal. During your 50-minute therapeutic massage, a licensed finger-wielder will use soothing strokes and pinpointed kneads to work the stress-raisins out of your back-dough—dispelling pain, increasing joint flexibility, and even making labor easier for expectant mothers or fathers who accidentally inhaled an entire cantaloupe. The clinical facial, meanwhile, aims to reduce the signs of aging and reverse the effects of sun, pollution, and other toxins with a custom-concoction of lotions and a mild chemical peel. Spa Me’s estheticians start by analyzing your skin, then tailor their roll-out of exfoliants and moisturizers accordingly, and will send you home with recommendations for proper skincare. Either of Spa Me’s physician-grade treatments will make your body feel like a newly constructed bliss temple, helping skin look its healthiest and bodies feel like bodies of younger humans.