What You'll Get
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Though they make for awkward office Christmas parties, the confluence of strawberries, chocolate, champagne, and massages can give lovey-dovies a romantic way to pass the least romantic day of the year—Valentine's Day. Today's Groupon gets you and a loved one a one-hour soothing couple's massage ($180 value) with complimentary champagne, strawberries, and chocolate at SpaNow in the Inner Loop for $99.
The romantically elegant atmosphere of SpaNow's peaceful day spa creates the perfect blend of physical manipulation and edible decadence. The hands of your experienced massage therapist will inspire physical and mental relief, but never jealousy, as you blissfully gaze into the limpid eyes of your partner and whisper sweet nothings through a mouth filled with an intoxicating mash of berry, chocolate, and fizz. Broken couples, meanwhile, can repair their deep spiritual connection by working out the unbearable knots of petty bickering—finally forgetting that bitter tiff over whether Han or Greedo shot first that nearly ruined the holiday season.
Like compounds in a test tube, the chemistry of any couple requires delicate balancing, a steady hand, an adequate understanding of the meniscus, and the occasional massage. Today's chemically sound Groupon will rekindle your ardor for the person you've gotten used to seeing naked, and might also make amends to your loved one for the stubborn way you hoard your purple Skittles.
- The newest entrant on the happy-hour scene isn't another lounge or a bar, but a spa. SpaNow, created by Sean O'Connell, is an updated take on a relaxation and beauty-maintenance shop. – Heather Staible, Houston Gloss
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per couple. May buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with other specials or discount pricing. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.