Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a rest and relaxation retreat spa package, which includes a facial, a back treatment, paraffin for hands and feet, and a 15 to 30-minute thermal touch therapy session from Spa Vaidosa & Skin Care Centre in Burlington (a $203.40 value). Give your body over to the gilded hands of a Vaidosa esthetician who will smooth and silken all of your skin's deserving surfaces. The Dermalogica facial treatment forces faces to declare their grimy baggage, while the purifying back treatment will rid skin of impurities and de-stress muscles with an aromatherapy massage fit for flummoxing any pains-in-the-back. Next, hard-working hands and feet will soak up Vaidosa's paraffin softening treatment before legs and leg bases get a dose of thermal touch therapy to heal and revitalize aching muscles while linking their issues back to their childhoods.