After studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist's head in a plastic cube, 9 out of 10 agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen. Maintain a majestic visage and a robust behind-the-skin scene with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a professional chemical exfoliant peel at Spa35 (up to a $185 value).

Spa35's friendly, certified staff enlivens fatigued faces with chemical peels that smooth tough skin and work to reverse the signs of aging. A Visia Skinscan surveys the surface and subsurface of skin for wrinkles, UV damage, and vestigial feathers to determine the appropriate peel, and it also tracks the progress of the exfoliating treatment with before and after photos (a $50 value). A licensed aesthetician then shellacs façades with a customized chemical peel that dedicates 45 minutes to improving dull complexion, reducing fine lines and age spots, and rejuvenating skin cells ($85–$135). Since the treatment results in little to no downtime, faces can quickly return to fake mustache modeling or Marlon Brando impersonations.