Feet are the hardest-working part of the body, supporting weight while you walk or during evenings spent laboring over a hot microwave. Let your human hooves hibernate with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 75-minute guided Segway tour of Port Canaveral or Cocoa Beach from Space Coast Segway Tours, LLC (a $65 value). Tours, weather permitting, are based out of the Hilton or Ron Jon Cape Caribe resort and run Tuesday–Sunday starting at 9 a.m., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., and 3 p.m.

Palm-tree-lined pavement becomes a playground for Space Coast Segway Tours' battery-operated, two-wheeled segway machines during 75-minute guided trips through Port Canaveral and Cocoa Beach. Starting at the Ron Jon Cape Caribe resort, experienced segway savants lead upright gliders on a voyage that explores the Port Canaveral cove, passing scores of envious, segwayless humans along the way. Riders can spot giant manatees playing peekaboo in the water as the group jaunts out west to the Canaveral Lock. Five microsensors and two accelerometers on the segway measure terrain and body-position changes up to 100 times per second, so the glide to locales along the way such as Canaveral Barge Canal poses no threat to maintaining balance and ensures that fishbowls sitting atop helmets remain unharmed. Cocoa Beach trips meander across the pier, testing out wheel-legs as they pass by the world-famous Ron Jon Surf Shop and make the trek off the beaten path in Lori Wilson Park.