What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $30, you get one of four massage styles at Sparadise Thai Spa on La Brea Avenue. Redeem your Groupon for any of the following treatments:
- 60-minute aroma oil body treatment (a $50 value)
- 60-minute traditional Thai yoga (a $55 value)
- 60-minute deep-tissue therapy (a $55 value)
- 60-minute combination massage (a $55 value)
The hour-long aroma oil body treatment stimulates the senses and undamages tissues with the scented assistance of sweet almond lemongrass or grapeseed eucalyptus oils. While the olfactory system dances, gentle stretches, strokes, and Swedish massage techniques bring a sense of touch to the table. During the traditional Thai yoga treatment, massage therapists utilize hands, thumbs, elbows, and telepathy to stretch and compress the body’s energy lines to lubricate joints and improve circulation. Deep-tissue therapy burrows beneath the top layers of flexible tissue, infiltrating deep veins of muscular gold with tension relieving kneads. This technique enhances physical performance, reduces stress, prevents injuries, and creates better spellers. The culmination option of this variety pack is the combo massage, which is essentially a trail mix of the aforementioned, with ingredients of Thai yoga, deep-tissue therapy, and Swedish massage.
Sparadise is still in its first year, but its therapists somehow manage to administer 60 massages every day before even waking up. Inside the tranquil and modern Thai establishment, soft lighting, curtain dividers, and smooth wooden floors create an atmosphere of ecstatic relaxation. The soothing environment helps to loosen the tensest of shoulders and untie the most confusing of muscle knots.
Appointments are required. Cash only.
Sparadise is but three months old, so many reviews have yet to filter in, though 15 Yelpers give it five stars:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 11, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Cash only. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.