Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to Sparklean Laundry Systems: for $15, you get 30 pounds of drop-off laundry services (a $37.50 value) at either Spearklean's Golden State Avenue or Niles Street location.
Sparklean Laundry Systems is a full-service laundry facility, where high-end industrial washers and dryers hum sudsy lullabies seven days a week. With today's Groupon in your hamper, hamster's hamper, or portable ham cabinet, you and your family can get 30 pounds of dirty laundry washed, dried, and folded by one of Sparklean's purifying professionals. The time you save by having someone else launder your threads can be spent on more important things, such as frolicking in the early autumn air, getting your checkbook back in balance, or patenting your poultice for growing robust beards and mustaches. If you prefer to spend your freed-up minutes relaxing, pop a squat before one of Sparklean's on-site flat-screen TVs. Same-day service is available by request during the week, and this Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
2810 Niles St.
Bakersfield, California 93306-4203Get Directions