What You'll Get
A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today’s Groupon to Sparkling Teeth Whitening Smile Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get two 20-minute laser teeth-whitening treatments (a $199 value).
- For $59, you get three 18-minute laser teeth-whitening treatments (a $250 value).<p>
Inside pristine walls, the tooth technicians at Sparkling Teeth Whitening Smile Clinic snipe stains using Zoom!’s light-accelerated process that’s catalyzed by a medical-grade laser. Skilled smile enhancers coat teeth in a safe peroxide gel before shining a LED light over grins. Treatments take place in succession during a single visit, brightening mouth ivories up to 14 shades and 20 IQ points in less than one hour. Results are immediately visible, and treatment rarely poses discomfort. Groupon buyers also receive 20 per cent off top-up treatments, which can be arranged through Sparkling Teeth Whitening Smile Clinic.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for patients with receding gums or pregnant women. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Sparkling Teeth Whitening Smile Clinic
Sparkling Teeth Whitening Smile Clinic’s staff performs a multitude of services, including the clinic’s namesake whitening procedure and a variety of additional body-cosseting treatments. Licensed massage therapists loosen tense tendons with hot-stone and Indian head massages, which work to release stress from the head, neck, and shoulders. The clinic’s team also includes consultants versed in the art of handwriting predictions, analyzing customers’ scrawls to help them gain perspective on their past, present, future, and neighbours' future.