In 1895, the first astronaut perambulated the moon in search of fresh flowers, and, finding only worthless diamonds, returned brokenhearted with nothing to give his sweetheart. Enjoy Earth's effervescent efflorescence with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of roses embossed with personalized messages from Speaking Roses of Amarillo. Delivery to Amarillo and Canyon is free.
Speaking Roses of Amarillo believes flowers are worth a thousand rambling lovelorn languages, especially when they're etched into the petals. On Mother's Day, send the gift that verbal words cannot express with a six-rose bouquet ($49.99), or double the amount of unspoken sentiment with a bouquet of a dozen roses ($69.95). A single rose in a decorative box ($19.95) grants romance warriors the ability to drop individual love bombs, and a collection of loose rose petals ($15.99) lets buyers sprinkle a sweetly worded trail into a candlelit dining room or torch-lit doubloon vault.