The discovery of King Tut's immaculate mummy was heralded by archaeologists as one of the most exciting finds in modern history, right behind two identical snowflakes shaped like Thomas Jefferson's powdered wig. Wrap yourself up to discover newfound body beauty with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one body wrap at The Special Touch Salon & Spa (a $125 value).
The Special Touch Salon & Spa caresses blemished bodies with an all-natural and organic body wrap that returns wearisome bodies to their natural striking form. After cowardly clothes make a run for cover, a healing mud composed of Moroccan minerals, volcanic ash, and sea algae is applied to the skin before limbs and trunks are wrapped in a lightweight plastic. Up-and-coming wrappers will then rest for 45 minutes under a kindhearted heated blanket, which activates the magical mud and detoxification process. The Special Touch Salon & Spa's body wrap is designed to ease aches and pains, trim fat and reduce cellulite, and detoxify the joints via skin pores and triceps’ trap doors. The entire process takes about an hour and leaves guests with a newfound balance, rejuvenation, and purified skin.